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Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus

3+ day, 20+ hour ago   (626+ words) They had no similar questions for Republicans about their actual associations and money-taking from actual Nazis and trillionaire antisemites, because Beltway journalists and New York Times reporters know the DC party invites dry up during fascist administrations if they stop…...

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wonkette.com > p > 911-hijacker-donald-trump-headlines

9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available

4+ day, 19+ hour ago   (680+ words) In case you haven’t heard the latest, it would appear that Natalie has convinced Donald Trump that he was one of the first responders to 9/11, and that big burly firemen with tears in their eyes, right out of central casting,…...

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wonkette.com > p > great-texas-polling-place-ratfck

Great Texas Polling Place Ratf*ck Of 2026 Now Underway. Thanks A Ton, John Roberts.

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (863+ words) In Texas Tuesday, the Republican majority on the Tarrant County Commission voted to cut the number of 2026 midterm polling places by about a third, compared to the number that were approved in 2022. The vote came after the commissioners ignored testimony…...

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wonkette.com > p > hear-ye-hear-ye-a-few-house-dems

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, A Few House Dems Really Want You To Know How Completely Out Of Touch They Are

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (410+ words) But because we can never, ever have nice things, there are some people working to destroy that chance. What people, you ask? Democrats! You see, on Tuesday, the House voted 220–192 in favor of an incredibly stupid resolution “against socialism” and…...

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wonkette.com > p > you-dingdongs-are-making-me-come

You Dingdongs Are Making Me Come Out Of Retirement For This?

1+ week, 6+ day ago   (430+ words) I’m the old/new fish over here at our Wonkette, and I would love to tell you a little bit about myself and what I will be covering before I really get started. First of all, god DAMN it, I…...

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wonkette.com > p > republicans-keep-lower-expectations

Republicans’ Lowered Expectations On The Sunday Shows

2+ week, 6+ day ago   (663+ words) For the longest time, people have been grading Republicans on a curve. People are always saying variations of “Imagine if Dems [or insert Democratic president or presidential candidate] had done this thing Republicans just did.” Republicans are more than happy…...

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wonkette.com > p > dnc-delegates-make-fck-ice-official

DNC Delegates Make ‘F*ck ICE’ Official Dem Policy. But What About Republicans’ FEEEELINGS?

3+ week, 4+ day ago   (210+ words) :(...

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wonkette.com > p > iowas-democratic-nominee-for-senate

Iowa’s Democratic Nominee for Senate Is A Baller

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (645+ words) That dogshit lede aside, though, the real question is whether Iowa voters, especially independents, are sick enough of what Donald Trump has done to the state’s economy with his tariffs and his war of choice in Iran that Democrats might…...

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wonkette.com > p > hakeem-jeffries-does-not-support

Hakeem Jeffries Does Not Support M4A, The DSA Or Any Other Idea For That Matter

3+ week, 6+ day ago   (336+ words) Technically, Jeffries did not answer the question. Rather, he said that he did not agree with the DSA’s agenda and proceeded to list the existence of various flavors of Democrats existing in the House. “Now, you’re going to have individual…...

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wonkette.com > p > oh-no-minnesota-senate-nom-peggy

Oh No, Minnesota Senate Nom Peggy Flanagan Promised To Murder All The ICE Thugs With Her Bare Hands, If You're A Liar!

1+ mon, 16+ hour ago   (723+ words) Flanagan will face Republican nominee and former NFL reporter Michele Tafoya, a MAGA loony who in February insisted that “on any given night, over 30 percent of Californians are homeless. Thirty percent!” (Fact check: LOL get a life, liar. Not to…...