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Those Cakes We Like... Are Taking A Midnight Plane To Georgia
15+ hour, 18+ min ago (357+ words) For my first excursion, we’re heading to the Caucasus in Eastern Europe, to the beautiful country of Georgia, formerly part of the USSR. Their national dish is Khachapuri, a leavened bread stuffed with cheese. For fellow members of the Dead…...
Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus
3+ day, 17+ hour ago (626+ words) They had no similar questions for Republicans about their actual associations and money-taking from actual Nazis and trillionaire antisemites, because Beltway journalists and New York Times reporters know the DC party invites dry up during fascist administrations if they stop…...
Should We Steal From Low-Wage Workers To Pay Stay At Home Moms? The Answer Might Surprise You!
4+ day, 12+ hour ago (610+ words) Via The New York Times: The $12 billion Child Care and Development Fund, which is run by the Health Department’s Administration for Children and Families, was created during the Clinton administration to support the employment of low to moderate-income parents. It…...
Are Amy Acton And Roy Cooper Killing YOUR Sons And Memaws? Well They Are If You’re These GOP Liars!
4+ day, 14+ hour ago (958+ words) This year, for these blessed midterms in the year of our Trumplord 2026, Republican candidates and their supporters are really doing something special: lying about crimes that Democratic candidates supposedly committed. Yessiree, the narrative wheels are spinning and their looms are…...
Fine, Here's Your (Now Annual) Labor Day Studs Terkel
6+ day, 15+ hour ago (932+ words) This post first ran on Labor Day 2025 and we forgot to write a new one this year. Enjoy! Anyway, today we will be celebrating Working class hero Studs Terkel, who would no doubt have some things to say about a…...
All Disinformation Is Climate Disinformation, Trump’s Bullsh*t FEMA Endorsements Edition
1+ week, 2+ day ago (498+ words) Boy howdy, does America ever need a good, hard debunking. It seems like my first week here is definitely showing me what I missed in disinformation trends while I was out wandering in the wilds of local news organizations that…...
Mean Judge Won’t Let RFK Jr. Use Fake, AI-Generated ‘Studies’ To Justify Ineffective Abstinence-Only Education
1+ week, 2+ day ago (641+ words) However, this terrible plan was put on hold last week when federal Judge Christopher Cooper, an Obama appointee, issued a temporary block in response to a lawsuit filed jointly by Planned Parenthood of the Heartland, the Sexuality Information and Education…...
That Time Managers Locked The Doors On A Chicken Nugget Factory Like They’d Never Heard Of Triangle Shirtwaist Factory
1+ week, 3+ day ago (647+ words) Wonkette is supported by YOU! The fire began when the deep fryer caught fire after a hydraulic line to a cooking vat failed, with obvious problems with it not found because of the company’s indifferent safety culture. It spread very…...
Whiny, Spoiled California Schoolchildren Denied Air Conditioners They’ve Been Demanding
1+ week, 3+ day ago (360+ words) Well, there’s good news and bad news for California schoolchildren this week. And it’s great news for California utilities: They get to claw back the better part of nearly $200 million from a bunch of whiny little shits who are always…...
What Do You Call 13 Justices On The Supreme Court? A Good Start!
1+ week, 3+ day ago (451+ words) House Speaker Mike Johnson had a great idea to win votes for Republicans this fall — you know, in addition to squawking about “communists” every few minutes like a macaw that fell through a wormhole to 1953. Johnson on Wednesday brought to…...