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Liberals Give Us Their 10 Most Convincing Arguments For Abortion
1+ hour, 30+ min ago (276+ words) Among Americans, there remains an ever-growing divide between those who are pro-life and those who are pro-killing-their-baby. In an attempt to bridge this divide, The Babylon Bee interviewed thousands of liberals to hear their compelling reasons to murder infants. Here…...
Canadian Government Praised For Euthanizing Nickelback
3+ mon, 1+ week ago (142+ words) OTTAWA " The international community had reportedly changed its tune on assisted suicide, even going so far as to openly praise Canada following an announcement by Prime Minister Mark Carney that they had successfully euthanized Nickelback. "No one will ever have…...
Progressive Explains Democrats Can Be Christians Too If They Just Ignore Everything In The Bible
3+ mon, 2+ week ago (246+ words) NEW YORK CITY " Progressive Democrat James Talarico went on The Late Show to explain how Democrats can be Christians too if they just ignore everything in the Bible. Talarico, a Texas state representative running for a U. S. Senate seat, explained to…...
In Show Of Support For Immigrants, Pope Leo Dons New Papal Sombrero
6+ mon, 2+ week ago (214+ words) VATICAN " In a powerful show of solidarity with people who cross America's southern border illegally, Pope Leo XIV unveiled a brand new Papal Sombrero at the Vatican. The ornate Spanish headwear is trimmed with real gold and costs $12 million, according…...
Wail Of Agony Heard From Satan's Office As Planned Parenthood Defunded
11+ mon, 1+ day ago (223+ words) HELL " A wailing, screeching sound was heard from the Devil's office today following the defunding of Planned Parenthood by the United States Government. "NOOOOOOOOOO!" came the sound from Satan's corner office in the 9th circle of Hell. "AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK" Witnesses claim the…...