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Progressive Explains Democrats Can Be Christians Too If They Just Ignore Everything In The Bible
4+ hour, 29+ min ago (246+ words) NEW YORK CITY " Progressive Democrat James Talarico went on The Late Show to explain how Democrats can be Christians too if they just ignore everything in the Bible. Talarico, a Texas state representative running for a U.S. Senate seat, explained to…...
In Show Of Support For Immigrants, Pope Leo Dons New Papal Sombrero
2+ mon, 4+ week ago (214+ words) VATICAN " In a powerful show of solidarity with people who cross America's southern border illegally, Pope Leo XIV unveiled a brand new Papal Sombrero at the Vatican. The ornate Spanish headwear is trimmed with real gold and costs $12 million, according…...
Wail Of Agony Heard From Satan's Office As Planned Parenthood Defunded
7+ mon, 2+ week ago (223+ words) HELL " A wailing, screeching sound was heard from the Devil's office today following the defunding of Planned Parenthood by the United States Government. "NOOOOOOOOOO!" came the sound from Satan's corner office in the 9th circle of Hell. "AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK" Witnesses claim the…...